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  • Date Posted: Feb 20, 2016
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  • Address: borley rectory CO10 7AE

Borley Rectory. The most haunted house in England?

 

Lines composed following a planchette séance in Essex

(Saturday 12th March 1938)

 

‘Ith there anybody there?’

Mr Price from the Psychical Society lisps;

the parlour adrip with ectoplasmic fluids,

faint whiff of smoked sprats.

 

A plangent groan…

 

Some abominable golem lifts

the hem of my velveteen dress,

walks its daemonic hand

towards my quintessence!

 

A penetrating scream…

 

Bright beam of searing light!

Mr Price’s planchette anomalously ignites!

Aunt Gwendoline intones:

‘Adolf’s entered Vienna, unopposed.’

 

Borley Rectory in Edwardian times - note the complete absence of ghostly figures.

Borley Rectory in Edwardian times – note the complete absence of ghostly figures.

 

The gutted rectory following an unsuspicious fire in 1939

The gutted rectory following an unsuspicious fire in 1939.

 

Harry Price, psychic investigator, hoaxer, and alleged sexual predator - note the oversized hands.

Harry Price, psychic investigator, hoaxer, and alleged sexual predator – note the oversized hands.

 

Creative Journey

Spirits, psychics, Nazis and nuns – the dreaming of a sestude

I’d shared a flat with a ghost cat, but never tried to contact ‘the other side’. Then 26 sent me to the Rectory.

It burnt down in unsuspicious circumstances in 1939 – so no actual visit. Instead, Street View clicks past a row of nondescript semis in semi-rural Essex. Nothing spooky, except a kid with a pixellated face, frozen forever on a blurry B-road.

Then Wikipedia. Where I encountered self-promoting psychic Harry Price, and Miss Helen Granville, a spinster of no fixed age who held ‘a planchette seance’ on Saturday 12th March 1938, during which Price contacted several of Borley’s spirit residents, including a headless nun. On the very same day, the Nazis invaded Austria.

The haunting was a hoax, of course, perpetrated by Price, perpetuated by his gullible followers. The evil forces converging on Austria were all too real.

Suddenly, my sestude flowed like ectoplasm. Summoning shades of Madame Arcaty, M R James and Sarah Walters, the phantasm of Helen Granville spirit-gifted me a persona poem, heavy with paranormal and parasexual possibilities. Her overblown verse provided a suitably melodramatic voiceover to my recurring dreams of Price’s interfering hands. Upon waking, I simply wrote it all down.

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  1. Funny and interesting

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