Serves two Large Foxes, four Small Foxes and 26 (somewhat unexpected) guests.
Darlings, take three plump juicy hens. Plucked. Four young ducks, lovely and fat. Three of the finest geese. A side of bacon. And three magnificent hams.
Smother everything in goose fat. Roast, basting regularly.
For the vegetarians? Let’s not make a fuss. Gently simmer ten bunches of carrots in lightly salted water.
Meanwhile, hollow a large dining room out of the earth. Construct a dining table and chairs to seat 32. Make sure guests don’t eat each other.
MY HUSBAND IS A FANTASTIC FOX.
And me? I’m FOX-CEPTIONAL.