Oompa Loompas Versus The People

Written by Samm Short, illustrated by Phoebe Alexander-Davis
Inspired by Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

 

OFFICER’S LOG

 

Oompa Loompas Versus The People

 

FILED: 04.28.16

JUDGEMENT: Uncertain

 

Image 1: Rubbish Chute.

Defendant nods vigorously.

Image 2: Ms Salt, Falling Down Chute.

Defendant laughs hysterically. Stops. Puts hand into pocket and pops dark bean into mouth.

Image 3: The Accursed Oogletrumper.

Defendant gasps and puts head between legs. Requests for Defendant to stand up properly are refused until Judge apologises and promises not to show awful pictures again.

4:15pm

Immigration papers are requested. Defendant tosses a caterpillar over his shoulder and shrugs.

4:17pm

Man in hat at the back calls Blashphemoodle! and lobs a gobstopper at Judge.

 

Phoebe-Alexander-Davis

 

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